Senator Al Franken has introduced the bill which would disallow federal government appropriations to companies that have a contractual obligation for employees to not pursue rape charges against fellow employees. Some pundit calls this loophole  “Cheney’s Beck clause“.

Sen. Jeff Sessions, Republican of Alabama, called Franken’s measure “a political attack directed at {the legally shielded rapists at} Halliburton.” No mention was made by him of how it would effect FOX News employees, although this seemed to be implied.

Al Franken may be out to get Glenn Beck

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Beck recently said that this man, Obama, “has a deep-seated hatred for white people and the white culture”, he added “frankly that such a dangerous person in now in possession of weapons of mass destruction should send a chill up every person of European descents spine.”

Glenn Beck is one of the unelected, unannounced, Party higher-ups, and sometimes denies his allegiance, but he is unquestionably a leader of the Republican Party. Some say he removes himself from strict Party orthodoxy out of a sense of independence, but most experts believe he is one of ‘the lone wolves’ that operate outside of strict play-book methods.

At a recent private event Glenn was said to have declared:

we now have to stop questioning whether or not Hussein has these weapons, but if and when he will use them against America. We can not wait for the smoking gun to come in the form of a mushroom cloud. We know that Barack Hussein has financed and operates terrorist armies that are killing people in Iraq and Afghanistan, countries whose governments are allies of America. We also know that he has recently been speaking in the same room that hosted Hugo Chavez and Mahmoud Ahmadenijad, what we do not know is if they secreted hidden notes in the podium for each other regarding illegal nuclear arms shipments. Trusted connections in the intelligence agencies say this is not only possible, but they would be surprised if it was not true. Sources close to my investigation have personally seen a document from British Intelligence that says these three men have plans to meet up at an unspecified place and reconstitute as the new ‘Axis of Evil’

Beck has admitted in the past that he does not know the full extent of Hussein’s involvement with terrorists, and that he was only asking questions. It seems that asking questions has now paid off in the form of certainty. This certainty may or may not have something to do with Beck’s association with television personality and ‘friend of truth’ Dr. Keith Ablow, who is also Glenn’s psychiatrist.

The good doctor recently counseled Beck on television that Barack is a Marxist, and that even paranoids have real enemies. He also announced that Glenn was being crucified for telling the truth, and that should Beck die, he would likely be resurrected.

Coming from a doctor, these revelations leave little doubt as to why Beck has now taken a forceful stand and joined the world community in demanding that Barack Hussein Obama allow U.N. Weapons inspectors into his facilities or face the full wrath of FOX News and it’s allies.

Many experts have been speaking openly and forcefully on this issue, and some have wondered why Glenn Beck is late to speak out. Others would suggest his cautiousness speaks only to the well-known Beckian ‘Purity of Essence’.

Glenn’s colleague Sean Hannity, who has a diminished ‘Purity of Essence’, due to his predilection and fascination with Las Vegas hookers, has been alerting the public to these frightening facts since they were first made an issue by the ‘true patriots’ leading our country from exile in Dubai.

Glenn was one of the last to speak out after it was well and truly established that Hussein is indeed the head of a revolutionary sect of black Marxists. Beck, insiders say, is ‘fed up and can take it no more’.

“These Islamo-fascists are several years into a program to indoctrinate America’s youth in a bid to enslave all American Caucasian youth as payback for slavery,” claimed Beck.

Although, some say,  in the interest of fairness it should be mentioned that descendants of Irish people may be excluded from the program due to the price they have already paid, their dancing moves and their uncanny ability to imitate Jamaican accents.

Glenn has also waited for conformation and verification before reporting on a program to establish a ‘inner-city army’ based on the kick-ass Hitler Youth, the program known for giving ninja training and Dalai Lama meditation skills to Joseph”The Pope”Ratzinger.

It is a well established fact that if Barack’s shock troops were to be given this exclusive training they would constitute a ‘humanoid weapon of mass destruction’, and many have said Beck’s reticence to acknowledge the obvious horror of such a possibility has been tardy and dangerous, but is now welcome by the world community nonetheless.

Critics claim that Beck’s reluctance to join in the non-partisan and international condemnation of the ‘uppity’ Barack Hussein’s regime may have encouraged the ‘revolutionary dictator’ who infamously overthrew the rightfully and quite justly appointed United States government in an election widely recognized to be unfair.

Hussein famously employed the ball-busting tactic of enlisting millions of poor people and ‘ordinary citizens’ to ‘cast ballots’.  It has also been established that the Kenyan descendant of Mohamed encouraged voting in areas that had not been properly gerry-mandered.

There has been a massive and coordinated effort by supporters of Hussein to not only hide the existence of his chemical, biological and nuclear production facilities, but unsurprisingly, the weapon possessing Negro has been attempting to destroy his critics.

It is widely believed by members of freerepublic.com that Barack Hussein raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 in an attempt to frame Glenn Beck for the crime and in the process destroy one of his most righteous and popularly loved critics.

Donald Rumsfeld reportedly recently said:

we know where Obama raped and murdered that young girl in 1990, it was around New York and Washington, and east and west and south and somewhat to the north, and we know that he will try to blame Glenn Beck for the crime. I guarantee you, we will find the evidence, Barack Hussein has weapons of mass destruction, and he has used them against his own little girls and blamed it on Glenn Beck in 1990.

It is unknown how many members of the United States Army would stay loyal to the African American President if faced with a grave threat, but it is assumed that Hussein’s loyal ‘Fedayeen’, also known as the ‘Democratic Army’ would fight to the death in the streets as they would have nothing to lose, seeing as a victorious Republican administration would rightfully “mean jail or execution for every last one of the stinking commie bastards”.

What is known is that an international coalition of the willing has decided that it is inappropriate and unacceptable to have W.M.D. in the hands of a black communist married to a white administration.

The exact make-up of the coalition is unknown but it is likely to be lead by a group comprised of Israelis, Australians, Albertans, Germans, WorldNetDaily, South Africans and several men from a small remote Brazilian town that look exactly like Glenn Beck.

In other words, upright men from good stock that  have proven to be brave and true protectors of the rest of the world’s safety, even when they are too weak to protect themselves.

Demonstrating how this issue is non-partisan, Democratic senator Joseph Lieberman recently said:

Every day Barack Hussein remains in power with chemical weapons, biological weapons, and the development of nuclear weapons is a day of danger for the United States.

and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton weighed in with this:

Barack both poses a continuing threat to the national security of the United States and international peace and security in the North American region and remains in material and unacceptable breach of his international obligations by, among other things, continuing to possess and develop a significant chemical, biological and nuclear weapons capability, and supporting and harboring terrorist organizations.

Gen. Tommy Franks felt the need to comment as well:

There is no doubt that the regime of Barack Hussein Obama possesses weapons of mass destruction. As this operation continues, those weapons will be identified, found, along with the people who have produced them and who guard them.

George Bush now admits that we now know that Barack Hussein had nothing to do with 9/11, but 35% of Americans still believe otherwise.
The immanently trustworthy and reliable former President George Bush had this to say:

Intelligence gathered by this and other governments leaves no doubt that Barack’s regime continues to possess and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised.
Hussein Obama has gone to elaborate lengths, spent enormous sums, taken great risks to build and keep weapons of mass destruction.
We know he’s got chemical weapons, he’s got ‘em, he’s got ‘em, he’s got ‘em.

Glenn Beck has shown that Hussein happens to be a racist. This situation brings with it much danger for, not only white people, but the entire world, as no one can predict when and where a radical communist,  such as Barack Hussein will use his newfound diabolical weapons of mass destruction, but one thing is certain, many will sleep sounder tonight knowing that Glenn Beck did not rape and murder a young girl in 1990, and that he has thrown his weight behind the effort “to rid a tyrant of weapons that should of never been in racist black hands in the first place”.