After weeks of allegations, it may not be surprising that he would finally confess, what is strange is the forum  he chose for the revelations.

Although Glenn has a nationally syndicated radio and television show he chose for his public confession to be in a advertisement for the alcoholic beverage Campari which has been released on the internet.

Some say this puts him in an interesting legal perspective, as the advertisement can not be used against him in a court setting. It is not known if any other confessions exist.

It also puts him in a positive light with many of his fans, who are saying “let bygones be bygones, at least he is protecting us from communists”.

Glenn Beck has decided to confess his crimes and make a few bucks at the same time.

]]> http://glennbeckinsults.com/wordpress/2009/10/28/glenn-beck-admits-to-rape-and-murder-of-young-girl/feed/ 0 http://glennbeckinsults.com/wordpress/2009/10/22/glenn-beck-whines-moans-cries-pleads-begs-threatens-and-squeals/ http://glennbeckinsults.com/wordpress/2009/10/22/glenn-beck-whines-moans-cries-pleads-begs-threatens-and-squeals/#comments Thu, 22 Oct 2009 08:32:08 +0000 admin http://glennbeckinsults.com/wordpress/?p=320 Beck has filed a supplement in his W.I.P.O. complaint, and his desperation is showing.

The World Intellectual Property Organization allowed respondents to reply to Beck’s desperate attempt to stifle free speech, and lawyer Marc Randazza’s response is below.

In my opinion the highlights are from Randazza’s response, I love the part where he bops Beck on the head with Pedobear.

is Mr. Beck really trying to convince this Panel that a website with a video spoof
of the LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE meme, stating that “every time people stop
mocking Glenn Beck, a baby ghost gets turned into a human being” would con
the average into presuming that the website was set up by the Glenn Beck fan
club? The logical pretzel that the Supplemental Filing creates defies any sense
of reason. It is so irrational that one must wonder if it is yet another esoteric
inside joke – an attempt by Mr. Beck to achieve the same level of memetic
success as Pedobear.
CONCLUSION
Step one in getting out of a hole is to simply stop digging. Mr. Beck has
disregarded this logic with a Supplemental Filing that has done little more than
actually prove the Respondent’s position.

Glenn Beck is the butt of a viral joke. He may not get the joke, but this does not
make the joke likely to confuse or subject the domain name to transfer under
the UDRP. Glenn Beck’s failure to understand these basic principles of law does
not make the joke any less humorous, and does not make him any less of the
butt. The First Amendment protects Respondent’s right to make Glenn Beck the
butt, and his hypocritical attempts to squelch legitimate free speech criticism do
nothing to portray himself in a more flattering light. Because his arguments do
not satisfy Section 4(a) of the Policy, his request should be denied. Because he
has attempted to silence a critic by circumventing (and thereby devaluing) the
First Amendment — which he publically (and in this proceeding) claims to love –
he should be deeply ashamed.

Beck may realize that his hate filled rhetoric and denunciations of others may incite others to violence, so he seems to be preemptively downplaying his influence by mocking himself.

Glenn Beck may not have many fans that believe in him fully, but those that do may be dangerous.

Some people would say this video seems to show Glenn Beck admitting to heinous crimes. I don’t know if that is what it shows, but I think that questions need to be asked. Where is the mainstream media on this one? Why aren’t they covering this story? Come on people, I am just asking questions and I think you need to, as well.

Write your congressional representatives (unless they are part of the International Communist Conspiracy), show this video to your Grandma (unless she has already been killed by a death panel), if this is true we need an investigation, Glenn Beck needs to go to jail.

This was posted to YouTube by user ‘twilhoat’, who I believe is an independent researcher, absolutely not funded by anyone with a partisan agenda, or affiliated with CNN in any way whatsoever, and I believe has never worked for them in any capacity.

So, Katie Couric asks him if he still believes his controversial statement. Here is a link to a YouTube clip It is painful to watch, so I will give you a run-down.

First Katie quotes Glenn and he refuses to backpedal, claims he had a right to say it, and makes a crazy analogy, Katie Couric is sick of his bullshit:

Katie: Are you sorry that you said that, are you sorry at all?

Glenn: I’m sorry that the way it was phrased, we’re living in a soundbite world, really a nasty place to live,and it is a serious question that I think needs serious discussion, and that’s why the next day I talked about it for thirty minutes and laid out the case on why I think it is a serious question and something to seriously look at.

Again, if George Bush would of sat in , and let me ask you this question, if he would of sat in a pew for twenty years, where he had a preacher saying black people are wrong and bad, black people are poisoning white people,  would you not question if he immediately made a snap judgment on something, and said the black cop was wrong.

Katie:…pause.. pause.. So you’re bringing it back to Reverend Wright?

Glenn: That’s one example, I mean , I’ve got.. I’ve got thirty minutes and we could go longer on that than we did at, I mean you can go to glennbeck.com and look at all of them.

Clip ends

I guess he must have had second thoughts on calling the president a racist, so in this clip with John Bolton,he tells the same convoluted logic story, except with a new twist. Obama is fine with white people, and presumably Chinese,  and Hispanic, he is just anti-semitic. Actually, he does not say he is fine with other races, he is just asking how Obama could possibly not be anti-semitic.

Beck was offered a chance to apologize for calling a bi-racial man that surrounds himself with people of all races, and has done more to further racial justice than anyone in years, a racist. Instead of apoligizing and admitting his mistake, he claims Obama hates Jews. Although, by the end of the clip Bolton and Beck make it sound like he is selling out American exceptionalism, so maybe he hates Americans, or just American Jews, it is hard to tell which.

Glenn Beck’s Rosh Hashanah present to Jews seems to be ‘the President hates you, be afraid’

Includes the great line, “not all nations are created equal”, which would be great for a re-mix project.