After weeks of allegations, it may not be surprising that he would finally confess, what is strange is the forum  he chose for the revelations.

Although Glenn has a nationally syndicated radio and television show he chose for his public confession to be in a advertisement for the alcoholic beverage Campari which has been released on the internet.

Some say this puts him in an interesting legal perspective, as the advertisement can not be used against him in a court setting. It is not known if any other confessions exist.

It also puts him in a positive light with many of his fans, who are saying “let bygones be bygones, at least he is protecting us from communists”.

Glenn Beck has decided to confess his crimes and make a few bucks at the same time.

]]> http://glennbeckinsults.com/wordpress/2009/10/28/glenn-beck-admits-to-rape-and-murder-of-young-girl/feed/ 6 http://glennbeckinsults.com/wordpress/2009/10/07/conclusive-proof-that-glenn-beck-is-a-douchebag/ http://glennbeckinsults.com/wordpress/2009/10/07/conclusive-proof-that-glenn-beck-is-a-douchebag/#comments Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:22:52 +0000 admin http://glennbeckinsults.com/wordpress/?p=238 It is understood that a high-level political operative and multi-millionaire like Glenn Beck would have reams of disinformation and counter propagandhi spread all over the internets. What is surprising is that an unbiased and truthful source would be allowed to continue without being scrubbed or raped and murdered out of existence. This video clip comes from one of the last remaining sources of accurate information, and although it is two clips spliced together to show Glenn’s rapeyness, the words are straight from the Professor of Rape and Murder in 1990’s mouth.

Beck may realize that his hate filled rhetoric and denunciations of others may incite others to violence, so he seems to be preemptively downplaying his influence by mocking himself.

once we sign our rights over to international law, the constitution is officially dead.

Glenn Beck

The lawyer for a satirical website has sent Glenn Beck a proposed stipulation(posted below) asking that Glenn agree to allow the Constitution to be the legally guiding principle used by the international body that was originally contacted by Beck’s lawyers. The site in question is the target of a domain name dispute by Glenn Beck, a man who is a number of things including:

• radio show host
  

  This dog eats it's own poo.

• well-known TV personality
• trinket merchandiser
• republican party talking points distributor
• screamer of fire in a crowded theater
• gasbag
• rape and murder suspect
• purported ‘U.S. Constitution Watchdog’

If Glenn signs the document, he may lose his attempt to stifle free speech, if he does not sign it and his attempt succeeds, he will be doing his part in killing the Constitution. Unsurprisingly for a dog, it looks like this self-proclaimed ‘Watchdog” is picking at a festering wound and eating his own shit.
(to read easily, you may need to press ‘zoom’ and be patient. Click ‘Open in new window’
for download or for very large and clear version.)

]]> http://glennbeckinsults.com/wordpress/2009/09/29/is-glenn-beck-attempting-to-murder-the-constitution/feed/ 1 http://glennbeckinsults.com/wordpress/2009/09/26/is-this-the-confessional-video-we-have-been-waiting-for/ http://glennbeckinsults.com/wordpress/2009/09/26/is-this-the-confessional-video-we-have-been-waiting-for/#comments Sat, 26 Sep 2009 21:14:15 +0000 admin http://glennbeckinsults.com/wordpress/?p=110 Is this the confessional video we have been waiting for?

Some people would say this video seems to show Glenn Beck admitting to heinous crimes. I don’t know if that is what it shows, but I think that questions need to be asked. Where is the mainstream media on this one? Why aren’t they covering this story? Come on people, I am just asking questions and I think you need to, as well.

Write your congressional representatives (unless they are part of the International Communist Conspiracy), show this video to your Grandma (unless she has already been killed by a death panel), if this is true we need an investigation, Glenn Beck needs to go to jail.

This was posted to YouTube by user ‘twilhoat’, who I believe is an independent researcher, absolutely not funded by anyone with a partisan agenda, or affiliated with CNN in any way whatsoever, and I believe has never worked for them in any capacity.

Why do we have these weapons? Why have we developed these weapons if we’re afraid to use them? And I got news for you: I’m afraid to use them because I know exactly what would happen. Everybody would come out of the woodwork saying how horrible we are and we’re despicable human beings and now we’re using nuclear weapons. I think we need to change the name of the weapon. I think we just need to come up with some sort of politically correct name. Something, I don’t know — this isn’t it, but like a butterfly bomb. Aw, look, it’s like a little butterfly. We could paint it all psychedelic colors; everybody in San Francisco would be like, “Aw, ain’t that like a little butterfly?” Vaporization. I think we’d have a better chance of dropping it.

You know, how about — because it would make the ground temperature very, very hot, how about something like a climate-control device? Maybe we rename these nukes the climate-control device? Of course, that makes you think of global warming, and then it would tie in, and then it probably wouldn’t — something for the tanning index. Bomb de tropical. What do you think of that? Bomb de tropical. That kind of sounds nice. We could use that one in Venezuela. You know, the problem is I am so pro-science. Everybody says conservatives are anti-science. We’re not. I’m pro-science. We’ve developed this bomb, why wouldn’t we use it? It’s the pro-science bomb.

No, wait a minute. Hang on just a second. You treat cancer with radiation. I say we call these things anti-cancer bombs. We’re just — what? We’re just dropping anti-cancer bombs. There might have been a cancer victim some place in the — you know, the bowels of that nuclear power plant over there. I don’t — we had — we wanted to make sure we got that anti-cancer vaccine right to them. We’re just dropping anti-cancer bombs. Who’s against — who’s for cancer? Who’s against treatment of cancer? That’s all we’re doing — it’s an anti-cancer bomb.

Source: http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/200604120003

Glenn Beck discussing nuclear weapons