Glenn Beck whines, moans, cries, pleads, begs, threatens, and squeals.

Beck has filed a supplement in his W.I.P.O. complaint, and his desperation is showing.

The World Intellectual Property Organization allowed respondents to reply to Beck’s desperate attempt to stifle free speech, and lawyer Marc Randazza’s response is below.

In my opinion the highlights are from Randazza’s response, I love the part where he bops Beck on the head with Pedobear.

is Mr. Beck really trying to convince this Panel that a website with a video spoof
of the LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE meme, stating that “every time people stop
mocking Glenn Beck, a baby ghost gets turned into a human being” would con
the average into presuming that the website was set up by the Glenn Beck fan
club? The logical pretzel that the Supplemental Filing creates defies any sense
of reason. It is so irrational that one must wonder if it is yet another esoteric
inside joke – an attempt by Mr. Beck to achieve the same level of memetic
success as Pedobear.
CONCLUSION
Step one in getting out of a hole is to simply stop digging. Mr. Beck has
disregarded this logic with a Supplemental Filing that has done little more than
actually prove the Respondent’s position.

Glenn Beck is the butt of a viral joke. He may not get the joke, but this does not
make the joke likely to confuse or subject the domain name to transfer under
the UDRP. Glenn Beck’s failure to understand these basic principles of law does
not make the joke any less humorous, and does not make him any less of the
butt. The First Amendment protects Respondent’s right to make Glenn Beck the
butt, and his hypocritical attempts to squelch legitimate free speech criticism do
nothing to portray himself in a more flattering light. Because his arguments do
not satisfy Section 4(a) of the Policy, his request should be denied. Because he
has attempted to silence a critic by circumventing (and thereby devaluing) the
First Amendment — which he publically (and in this proceeding) claims to love –
he should be deeply ashamed.

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